Math jokes
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
300? You are a 3.0.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
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What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
2+2=🐟
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!