Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Math Jokes
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
2+2=š
What does the B in BenoƮt B. Mandelbrot stand for?
BenoƮt B. Mandelbrot.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What is 1 + 1?
They didnāt tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
