Math jokes
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
2+2=🐟
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.