Math jokes
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
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What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
FINALLY
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
2+2=🐟
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?