Math jokes
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
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300? You are a 3.0.
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Funny Test Answers #2
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
2+2=🐟
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.