Math

Math jokes

Dad

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

Rapper

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!

Book

Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?

Because it couldn't count the bars!

Rapper

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could always count his bars.

Memes

Movie

Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?

Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.

Mom: Can you hear them?

Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.

Mom: Why do you think that?

Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.

Binary

There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.

9/11

Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

Cow

There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?

There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?

Bottle

Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

System

2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.