Math jokes
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.