Math jokes
300? You are a 3.0.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
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Memes
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
2+2=🐟
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.