Math jokes
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
FINALLY
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
300? You are a 3.0.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
12345678910 w =0 w
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
2+2=🐟
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!