Math jokes
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
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Funny Test Answers #2
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
2+2=š
What does the B in BenoƮt B. Mandelbrot stand for?
BenoƮt B. Mandelbrot.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What is 1 + 1?
They didnāt tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.