There's 10 kind of people in the world. -- Those who know binary and those who don't.
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
2+2=🐟
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
