Math jokes
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Memes
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
2+2=🐟
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"