Math

Math jokes

My dad told me I'm a failure.

I failed a math test.

Good thing there's a pole outside my house.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

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  • What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

    Fat, you get fat.

    What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

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  • The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

    8008135 is my favorite number.

    The worst ratio is 6:9.

    And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

    Why is 7 afraid of 6?

    Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.

    Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?

    Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."