Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
1 + 1 = window.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
