Math jokes
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
3+3=****
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.