Math jokes
3+3=****
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Poop.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
1 + 1 = window.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.