Math jokes
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Poop.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
1 + 1 = window.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.