Math jokes
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.