Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Math Jokes
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
If hi = hi?
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
