What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
3+3=****
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
poop
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
1 + 1 = window.
