Math jokes
One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Lawrence in maths ;)
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
If hi = hi?
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."