Material jokes

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.

Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.

Be careful around fire, plastic melts.

What is brown and sticky? A stick!

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

What's brown and sticky?

What did you think! A stick......

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.

🎵 BEAVER BEAVER 🎵

LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA

I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

What is more used than plastic?

Hookers.

1: Hey.

2: What?

1: We're outta paint.

2: *HMM*

(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)

What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

Be papered.

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/