Material jokes
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Be papered.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
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