Material jokes

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?

They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

What is white and sticky?

Glue.

What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?

DUH! A sticker.

I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto! 😂

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."

Let’s stick together!

What do you call a train that carries glue?

A glue-glue train!

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it's tear-able!

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Rubber-toe.

Glue is sticky.

hahahahahhhahaha

What's long, black, and sticky?

A stick.

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!