Material jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Let’s stick together!
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.