Material jokes
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Let’s stick together!
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
I hate rubber.