Material jokes
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Memes
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Velcro is such a rip-off.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.