Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
So, there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here, so take your drink, mates, and fuck off."
He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense," replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, he's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!" He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink, he opens with, "Say, aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
Paper.
want to hear a joke about paper
never mind its tearable
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
