Material Jokes

What can a rock possibly say?

Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.

"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"

want to hear a joke about paper

never mind its tearable

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

What did the coal say to the charcoal?

You look pretty coal! 🤣

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

In other words you can also call it asphalt.

Ass-phalt.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Gay dik.

Smol Dik.

Plastik Dik.

Rubeh Dik.

Smooth Dik.

Metahl Dik.

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).

im bone dry in material but i have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes after i tell you all these rib ticklers you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny you outta rip my spine out

What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit

Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?? Panera sed.