How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism is always performing fellatio on his older brother? Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
How many people fit in a tree
I don't know you tell me.
How many sally's does it take to change a ligthbulb?
None, she was eletricuted.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
What happend to the cheetah that took to many baths?
The cheetah became spotless
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to the how we talk to other guys like when they say can I borrow a pencil you say you can borrow this hard wood dick
Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thin you slice them.
How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
i jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times what am i? a toaster
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
