Many jokes
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.