Many Jokes

Why shouldn’t you call people in china?

Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number

How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.

They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips? 1, if the bag is family size

how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon

4

3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"

The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:

Why is there no phone in China

To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many grey hares it has

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.

I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'