Many jokes
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.