How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips? 1, if the bag is family size
a redhead tells her blonde hair stepsister. i slept with a puerto rican'... then the blonde replies. omg you dirty little slut! how many is a puerto rican?
Yo Mama Slept With So Many Guys Shes Starting To Look Like One
there were 25 cows 28 chickens how many didn't
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.
how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon
4
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC's so he goes home and ask his mom who's cooking "Whats the first letter of the ABC's?" he ask and his mom responds with "SHUT UP... I'M COOKING!" so then he walks to sister who's signing in the shower and asks her "Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC's?" she responds with "I'm ready to go I'm ready to go!" then he walks over to his brother who's watching batman and asks "Whats the 3rd letter of the ABC's" and his brother responds with "nu nu nu nu batman" then he proceeds to walk to his dad who's watching football and ask "Dad whats the 4th letter of the ABC's?" and he responds with "95 HIT EM HARD!" then he walks to his grandma who's cooking buns and ask her "Whats the 5th letter of the ABC's?" and she responds with "MY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!" then he Johnny proceeds to go to school the next day and the teacher says to her class "Can any of you tell me the first letter of the ABC's" Johnny of course raises his hand and the teacher calls on him then he says "SHUT UP I'M COOKING!" then the teacher raises and eyebrow and says "Young man are you ready to go to the principals office?" then he proceeds to say "I'm ready to go I'm ready to go!" and he walks to the principals office then she says "What's you're name son?" he responds with "Nu nu nu nu batman!" then the principal ask "How many spanken's boy?!" he responds with "95 HIT EM HARD" and after that he runs out of the principal's office well yelling "MY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!"
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the Priest.
What do u call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum
huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes them😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.