Many jokes
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replied: "'Til December."
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.