How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)
How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes them😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
I have so many cash machine jokes But none of them seem to work ATM
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
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Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
How many people fit in a tree
I don't know you tell me.
How many sally's does it take to change a ligthbulb?
None, she was eletricuted.
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Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Mary has a house near a forrest she lives with her bro and she once said how many trees are there and her bro said: idk. She said: tree
What happend to the cheetah that took to many baths?
The cheetah became spotless
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet it’s four years and counting.
