I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
