Many jokes
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Memes
Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?