How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet it’s four years and counting.
Mary has a house near a forrest she lives with her bro and she once said how many trees are there and her bro said: idk. She said: tree
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
I have so many cash machine jokes But none of them seem to work ATM
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun
Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today. Woman: Good! Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant* Guy: How many months pregnant are you? Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also I’m not pregnant.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet? Twenty-Two. ET went home, P ran down his leg and he took ME with him.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
