Many jokes
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!