Many jokes
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.