Many jokes
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?