Man jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.

Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?

Legs.

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mail man.

Mailman who?

Bitch, do you want your mail?

What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.

What did one God say to the other?

"I will die to be a man."

If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?

Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Hitler was the most handsome man alive.

Everyone died for him.

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?

"Some ting wong."