A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Man Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
