A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? - Robertođ
the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed' f u'
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman? if a man is performing anilingus on a woman it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy you fucking idiot !!!!!
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
A cop pulls over an old man. The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The old man said, "no"
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
Itâs raining itâs poring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didnât wake up in the morning.
A blind man walks into a womanâs bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
why did the man say im stuck? cause he was...
A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, âhey that one looks like a giraffe!â. The women agrees and says, âthat one looks like a elephant!â. The man sits up and says, â that one looks like a mushroom.â
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
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An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me. All I wanted was for someone to help me sue-Icide...
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
