Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny
Knock Knock “who’s there?” A man with a drum “well tell him to beat it!
Whoever said men will fuck anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
HOW DID A MAN KNOW HIS WIFE DIED DISHIS START PILIENG UP
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
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I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats
whats the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11...nothing there both crumbled
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb
North Tower: No, that was da plane
I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
we gave erik ten hag 7up after liverpool thrashed man utd 7-0. He said F**k you all!
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
