Man Jokes

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Q What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car

A Carlos

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy"

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."

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Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out man.

How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!

2 people are under the covers. The man says "Quote the Beatles: Cum together!"

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man gay now heterosexual later

wo(man) fe(male) we(men)

dishwash(her)

There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo

I see some objects over there... oh never mind, that's a woman.

A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"

a man died and went to heaven. here he met jesus. there were two clocks, the man asked whats with the clocks?. jesus answered this is mother theresa's clock she has not lied so the clock hasnt moved, this is abraham lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice so its moved twice. where's donald trumps the man asked. jesus replied: its in my office im using it as a ceiling fan.

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I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when I got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo!