Man jokes
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
I ate a man because he was dead!
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.