What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
