Man jokes
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
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Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Memes
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.