Man jokes
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Man, that's funny!
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
I support men.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.