Man jokes
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Man, I hate the government.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Man, that's funny!
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!