Man jokes
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Memes
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.