Man jokes
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Dwayne the Cock Johnson is the man
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
I support men.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?