Man jokes
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Memes
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"