What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Why did you indin man eat a cow BECUSE he wanted to be fat
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a christian nationalist he gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation
Hi gwen how is life!
A.Bad, lame, and suckish
B. Good, awesome and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man your such an asshole!
Someone asked me my gender... I said woah man
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Whats the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
Atleast a Christian kneels on church
a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
so a guy and his brother was walking in the woods so his brother said "its getting dark out here can we go home" the man said "i know think how i will feel walking home tonight"
how do you get a depressed man out of the tree, you cut the rope
what is a orphans favorite movie, Spider man homecoming
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack
why did lazar beam kiss a man? cuz he couldnt kiss fresh he was already gay
why did the mail man die
because everyone dies.
