[ when a cop meets a pothead on April 20th ]
Officer : Hi, how high are you?
Pothead : No officer, it's how are you
Officer : oh im sorry ive been high since last night
Pothead : cool, i'd like to give you sum weed, happy 420 sir
Officer : omg thx man appreciate that
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What is it that a🤔 😳 👀 😕 a physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man
What does a 🎣 🎣 👨 👨 man 👨 and a gay prostitute have in common with a physicality handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 all three of them are very good at 👌 😊 ☺ 😀 👍 sucking your dick
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man 👨 that is a minister and a christain nationalist with👱♂️ blond hair 😬 😳 in suspense wait until 🎄 🎅 🤶 christmas to take away ⛪ his church tax exempt status 📱 ☎️ or he will call 📞 🤔 🤷 🤣 the ACLU
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died. The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!" He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something. Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
A man and a child walk into the woods, the child turns to the man and says: "Mister, can we go home, it's getting late and I'm scared to walk home". The man turns to the child and says: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
Two plus two is four Minus one, that's three, quick maths Every day, man's on the block Smoke trees (Ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda) He's got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy) He's got the frisbee (Few) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin') If she ain't on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut Nose long like garden hose
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
hey a woah man, and ALYA how r u guys? oh and hbu jk master? how is life rn is it hard? u wanna tal?
📲 📞 What do you call a 👬 👨 gay man that performs fellatio on a 👨 man and cunnilingus on a 👩 woman a person who is curious about male bisexuality a man 👨 that is bicurious 🚲 does it cycle now
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’ ODB: Yep
Why do gay 👬 👨 👨 👨 👨 want to 😫 😫 😫 eat each others meat because 🥩 🥓 🥩 🍖 🍖 is meat and 👨 has to 😋 eat 🍖 🥓 🥩
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
What is meals on wheels to a christain nationalist that is also a conservative republican politician a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physicality handicapped and who is also well-endowed
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
