Man jokes

Confucius say:

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?

"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.