Mama jokes
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.