Backroom jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?

A. A backroom deal.

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.