Backroom jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?

A. A backroom deal.

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.