Backroom jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
Community talk
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more
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