Mama jokes

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Your mama.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!