Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Hairy Mama
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "yo mama" joke is saying your mom is so hairy that when you popped out, it was like sliding across a rough carpet. Ouch! And here's a fact, genius: carpet burns happen because of friction, usually from sliding on a carpet. Bet you didn't know that!