The Outsiders jokes

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?

Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?

A woman.

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

Orphan: -no response-

Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆