Mama jokes
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.