Yo mama is so dumb her reflection said who are you
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application
Your mama is so fat that when she went to scale its said no elephants aloud
yo mama so fat she has her on gravitational pull
Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach she sinks!
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
You mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions the onions cried instead of her.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Mama milky
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
