Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
