Mama jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."