Mama jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Joe Mama!