Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.