Mama

Mama jokes

TV

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Mom

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Baby

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Stage

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Bowl

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Talk

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Water

Hairline

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Irish

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Balloon

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Daddy

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Bath

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.