Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.