Mama jokes

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Do you know Joe?

Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.