Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.