Mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.