Mama jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

Mama milky?

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

What did the eagle say to Obama?

He said: "Joe Mama!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!