Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.