Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.