Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Mama Jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama joke.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
