Mama jokes
Yo mama so dumb she bought a toolkit to open up a Roth IRA.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Joe Mama!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Yo mama joke.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.