Mama jokes
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!