Mama

Mama jokes

Monster

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Dad

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Onion

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Husband

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Story

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Jump

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Thanos

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Ocean

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Mirror

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Van

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Spy

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Orphan

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Dream

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"