Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
