Mama jokes

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.