Mama jokes
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.