Mama jokes

My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"

Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...

Mountain Dew!

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!