Mama jokes

The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"

The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."

Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."

Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)

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Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"

I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."

She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.