Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"

The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."

Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."

Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)

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Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"

I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."

She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.

Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.