Mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.