Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Haha
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Suck my butts, queer.
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
yo mama soo fat! she sunk the titanic she put on a blue coat and they thought she was and iceberg!!
Yo mama so old that when she farts she farts dust!!!
Yo mama so far I thought see was a beach whale
Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
