Mama jokes
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
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Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.