Mama jokes

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Do you know Joe?

Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.