Mama

Mama jokes

Carpet

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

TV

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Mom

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Stage

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

KFC

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Bowl

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Food

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.