Mama jokes
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
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Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Little Johnny was in kindergarten, and his teacher said, "Okay, everyone, tomorrow you must come to school and recite the first three letters of the alphabet." Johnny didn't know the alphabet, so he decided to ask his family. He walked into the kitchen to find his mom on the phone. He says, "Mama, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His mom doesn't notice him standing there and says, "If you don't shut the fuck up right now-" So he goes to find his brother watching TV, and he says, "Tommy, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" His brother doesn't notice him and says, "I'm Batman." So he went to his grandma who was knitting and says, "Grandma, what's the third letter of the alphabet?" The grandma then realizes she left her biscuits in the oven for too long and says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!" Satisfied with the answers given to him, he thinks it over and goes to school the next morning. When his teacher comes to Johnny, she says, "Johnny, what are the first three letters of the alphabet?" "If you don't shut the fuck up right now," Johnny says. "Who do you think you are, young man, to talk to someone like me that way?" the teacher asks. "I'm Batman," Johnny says. The teacher whups his ass, and little Johnny says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!"
Later that day, he understands what happened and can't tell which was worse, that he accidentally cussed at his teacher or that his family was ignoring him.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!