Mama jokes
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"