Mama jokes

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

Do you know Joe?

Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.