Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
