Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. pepper for a check up
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes they are just affencive
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a yo mama joke they won’t get it.
Yo mama so tall she eats paramedic
