Mama jokes

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so ugly!

The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.