Mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.