Mama jokes

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

Yo mama!

I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

What color flowers do mama cats like to get?

Purrrrrrrple flowers.

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.