Mama jokes
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!