Mama jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama!
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.