Mama jokes

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

What color flowers do mama cats like to get?

Purrrrrrrple flowers.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.