Mama jokes
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.