
Mama jokes
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.