Mama jokes
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Yo mama!
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.