your mama so slow she went by a TV and Miss eight episodes
Yo mama is so stupid she thought keeping you was a good idea
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.