Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Suck my butts, queer.
Yo mama joke.