Mama jokes
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"