Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.