Mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"