Mama jokes
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Yo mama!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.