Mama jokes
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Joe Mama!
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.