Mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!