yo mama so ugly
my screen cracked when she took her photo
yo mama so hairy her knuckles has sideburns
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit in the living room
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
