Mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.