Mama

Mama jokes

Cow

What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."

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  • McDonald's

    Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

    Rogue

    Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

    Parking spot

    Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.

    The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”

    As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.

    Court

    Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

    Vaccine

    Yo mama so ugly,

    they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

    Football

    Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

    Blood

    Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

    Yo mama

    Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

    Door

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Mama.

    Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

    Fat

    Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

    Movie

    Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

    Naruto

    Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.