I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID... but it REALLY works
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 1) To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
Long time since I made a joke huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one
