Make jokes
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.