What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
