Make jokes
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Mom clean your room Me no it’s my room and I don’t want to clean it Mom you are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter me Well I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now am I you are the Worst like why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter I’m not her OK I am not her so stop Mom do you know what I pushed you out of my hula 43 minutes do not make me hate you because guess what I brought you into the world and I can take you out of it Me bro
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"