I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
How do you make a lesbian upset Give her a multiplication test
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs Simply because they look up to me
They say I have a sliver tongue, I'll let you make it white
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
How do you make a snooker table laugh tickle its balls
I'd make a 9\11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
I really used to be in the emo chicks now they’re just don’t make the cut
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
Your mom is so ugly, that she use Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
🤔 💭 🙃 What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent? Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!!
are you a razor? cause you make me red
What is the worst part about making Asian girl squirt She charges you for extra sauce
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes
Religion crashes them.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good a Cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
a guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl he asked for her number and of course, she said no, he asked the bus driver for advice and he said that girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 pm and look for a statue of an angel so he dresses up as god goes to the grave and she sees him she says oh lord end my misery kill me now and he said only if you do something for me first she replied what is it oh mighty lord he said to have sex with me she agreed they had sex and when she was done sucking his dick he said I have something to tell you he took of his costume and said I'm the guy from the bus and she took off her costume I'm the bus driver. (does anyone remember this it's an old joke someone made or does no one remember this I didn't make this but it went smth like this)
