Make jokes
Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.
The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.
In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.