Make jokes
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.