Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"
True story in 1986in the midst of the HIV epidemic they made condoms.available to the public at that time me and my boyfriend were 13 years old my boyfriend was so happy these will make great water balloons and I was even happier I did not have to pack.a.lunch for school tomorrow lol
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
What makes you guys high? I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either
Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke
Make him read a book
how do you make a cat say woof? you cover it in petrol and light a match.
WHy can you never trust adoms
because they make up everything
I’ll make a joke about homeless people but they just don’t work
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the dentist they make her lay face down.
