Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Rapeboat makes Elton John seem straight
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID... but it REALLY works
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid