How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted:(:(😢🥺😢😭😭
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
