Make jokes
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Weedle will make you high.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.