Make jokes
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Memes
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
To all of you making jokes about orphans, itβs all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and itβs not the funniest thing ever)
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.