Make jokes
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.