Make jokes
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."