Make jokes
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
To all of you making jokes about orphans, itโs all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and itโs not the funniest thing ever)
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."