Make jokes

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.

Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."

Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."

"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."

Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

Daughter: So, I got my period.

Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!

Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?

Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.

Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)

Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)

How do you ground a Gen Z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

How to make an orphan die?

Tell them to yell until their folks come home.

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

Weedle will make you high.

Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!

Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!