Make jokes

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

Your face makes onions cry.

What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?

Its rings!

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.