Make jokes

What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?

Its rings!

Your face makes onions cry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

How does Moses make his tea?

He Brews!!!

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).