I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Make Jokes
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Weedle will make you high.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
