I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises or get one dollar for saying the N word
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself....they were making sexual faces as well, oh and don't forget the moaning they do.
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
How do you make the grass cut itself? Make it depressed.
what did jessiey do jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn heyyyy gas
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims Because they've already been roasted
All these people on here making me wish I knew them irl
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers and he took away my queen.
crazy I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once...
It's always the little things that makes us laugh
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.