Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"
I made a website about orphans
But I can’t make a home page
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
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I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible
DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE, THAT WOULD MAKE DJUNGELSKOG SAD!!!
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Why did the toilet paper not make across the road
Because it got stuck in the crack
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SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
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Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
funny jokes are like kids with autism. they have special needs to make them.
3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."
Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment. Teacher: What kind of appointment?? Me: I had an appointment with a cut day😈😈😈
True story
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How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
