Make jokes

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?

Because they blow up in your face.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?

A: He got nailed first.

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because they don't need permission from their parents.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.