Make jokes

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because they don't need permission from their parents.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.