I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it
Dad: how was your trip to the park? Daughter: it was good until the man came along. Dad: *gasps* whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened? Daughter: he made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off... Dad: oh God, what next? Daughter: Nothing, that was it. Dad: oh, come on! that wasn't exciting, make something up!
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"oh cool"
"this is mother Teresa's clock, the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense"
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22 ? Because it had tu tu's
A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”
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What do you say after making fun of a disabled person. Sorry didn't mean to step on your toes
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better
Why can’t a orphan make a joke Dad jokes
what makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-od.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
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I am not making a noose I am making a unsubscribe button for life.
what's the same thing between a baby and a grenade they both make a sound when thrown
