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Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble

Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.

do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true

I was going to make a depressing joke but my parents already did.

What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes- self-raising (rising)

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade curd.

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!

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What makes genders and twin towers similar? There used to be two of them and now its a sensitive subject.

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because They don't need permission from their Parents

I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.

devil : hey angel angel : hi devil why are nice ? devil : what do angels add to there food to make it i little more spicy? angel : what? devil : angelpinos

what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...

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Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”