Make jokes
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.