Make jokes
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.