Make jokes
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
Memes
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.