Make jokes

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

It's always the little things that make us laugh.

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...