You must be a Charmander. Because youโre making me hot.
Pokemon
DR. what is wrong with me? You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery...
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailโit'll be delighted!
How do you make a dishwasher work again? Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
stop with the emojis they kinda just make the joke cringy for example: how many ppl ๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท does it take to have ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐???? well it takes at least 1 ๐คท and 1 ๐ฐ and they make a perfect โค๏ธ๐งก๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค. see how cringy it is im mean sure its a dumn example but still just at least less emojis
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
*karen walks into MCcdonalds lady at the counter:HI what can I get for you today?? Karen:i want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE lady at the counter:yes miss Karen:I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS lady at the counter:*sweats* Karen:THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW SKINY NOODLE
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, 'Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!' But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
how to make a baby make funny faces Put it feet first in a blender
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?
Mom: no that's impossible
Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right
Mom: no no please don't tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you
Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^
๐๐๐๐
Website Records
Most Likes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5aea13992886f22c3e98bd88/why-are-priests-called-father Most Dislikes: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5a6f42308b40a83af3dda515/today-was-a-terrible-day Worst Dislike Ratio: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b5293efa5535a611745773c/guys-go-ot-httpsworstjokesevercomjokes5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go Most Comments: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website
All records are as of March 11th 2021
Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
