How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Make Jokes
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
