dont make fun of the emo kid or he’s gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the suicide squad
We need to stop making jokes about orphans they will tell there parents oh wait Continue
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that's why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." . Says that little boy: "But mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!"
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: seeing others happy Doctor : ok so what makes you happy? Me: seeing stupid people in misery or agony Doctor: Well that's rather sadistic. Me: well statistically one in two doctors have fingerd a child... Doctor: do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy? Me: there's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
If you’re gonna have a gangbang make it extreme
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
I’d make a rape joke but but ion wanna force that on you too
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
your mum is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
Put the wheel wheelchair in the pot
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? A: Make sure to come upstairs.
