Make jokes

Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.

While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."

So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"

What makes an orphan jump?

A bridge.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

How do you make a lesbian upset?

Give her a multiplication test.

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?

Suicide.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.