Make jokes

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?

Suicide.

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Video games don't make people violent, lag does.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

How do you make a lesbian upset?

Give her a multiplication test.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.