Make jokes
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
If life is a joke, does that make school shootings the punchline?
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
I will make more jokes tomorrow.