Make jokes

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?

"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."

What do you say to make a redhead mad?

Anything.

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.

While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."

So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?

Suicide.

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Why is hangman always done in black ink?

To make it more realistic.