Make jokes
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.
While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."
So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.