Make Jokes

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? A: Make sure to come upstairs.

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

I make weed disappear, what's your super power?

Your mama is so ugly! Ghost face from scream won't even make that call!

Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue

They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.

I would make a joke about silver the hedgehog... but it's no use!

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"

Whats the difference between paul walker and a fly? its the sound they make when they hit the windshield

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.

How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it

asians dont believe in santa because they make the toys

I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....

My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”

What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off

🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶