Make Jokes

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"

mom: "no you can't.."

me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"

lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it

I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

How do you make a emo jump

A cliff

Enough with the Nazi jokes They make me führeious

My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -

Until I threw a watermelon in her face

~Robin

What makes sad people jump? a bridge

Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet

Sleep, but make it forever

Why didn't the koala make the finals?. It got diskoalafide

For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏

if mistakes make people human than your parents must have been alligators before you were born

Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.