Why did God make men? Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn.... =^..^=
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Children in the dark make mistakes Mistakes in the dark make children
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it
When people make accounts about you and a CATEGORY
[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. -- But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one make your whole week.
guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly
