Make jokes

Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?

He didn't have the heart to put into it.

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?

They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.

I make chemistry jokes periodically.

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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Bye!

God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.