what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble
i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well
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What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
I make science puns, but only periodically :3
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My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.
What kind of Bees make milk?
BooBees
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry
So I threw a coconut at her
Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
