Make jokes
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.