Make Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ugh ugh ugh

Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn't have the heart to put into it.

best friend makes 9/11 joke

you: hey my dad was inside the tower

best friend: im sorry

you: I always knew he was a great pilot

What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."

Why can't disabled people make jokes.

Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.

A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....

So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)

I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

how do you make a blind girl smile... leave the plunger in the toilet

Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.